Subversive

The recent antics of our scorer (see previous posts in July) have not gone unnoticed by our Gauntleteers, who are filled with glee (and rhyme) much to his embarrassment:

An own goal during a glide?
I think the truth he does hide
We know that the clown
Has shot himself down
Next thing with himself he'll collide!

--oo--

Our favourite scorer is Alan
But what a sad tale he is tellin
We know that he tried
But his software had lied
Enough to make one the hellin!

--oo--

An intricate task is this scoring
And we all thought it was boring
Who cares if it's skew?
At least we all flew
Plus it adds to the fun of our soaring

Scorer responds:

"Please, Mr Competition Director, can we have a rule to legalise penalties for subversive behaviour?"

CD responds:

"First, Mr Scorer, you can't penalise the Gauntleteers unless you were going to give them some points in the first place (and you're not exactly handing points out like confetti are you?), second,

Rhyme is no crime".